The Dog With Two Dicks.
Since coming off my little white tablets I’ve been trying to work out what are the side effects of coming …
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Monday Morning 5:19
“It’s Monday morning 5:19, and I’m still wondering where she’s been, ‘cos every time I try to call I just …
Smashed Out
A quick update before I seize up like that dead Coptic Pope on his throne (seriously, how are they going …
Mother’s Day
Some days are harder than others. Some days I miss you so much it hurts to breathe. Today is one …
SSR-Bye!
Three thousand, eight hundred and fifteen days ago I started a course of anti-depressants which at the time were touted …
Spikes and Heels
Spikes and Heels and abs of steel. That was the internal chant that got me through the abs section of …
Forgive Me Father…
For I have spinned. Spun? Span? Spooned? Spangled? Whatever, they’re all adjectives for KNACKERED. Tuesday night saw Mermaid and I …
Total NR-What The Heck?
“I’m going to my first Total NRG class tonight” said I. “Total what in the what?” said everyone else. The …
Talonted is Talented
I’m a secret nail art fan even though I’m as cack handed as they come and can just about manage …
It’s Lent, It’s Lent, Let’s all Repent!
What does a woman who has given up shopping, can’t drink alcohol and can’t eat solid food give up for …
