Shake it to wake it!

As a pre-op fattie sitting in the waiting room at the Hospital I saw all the post ops shrinking from the top down, looking like they all had reverse muffin tops and I thought to myself that because I carry all my junk in my trunk I’d lose it from there first before slimming at a steady rate, equally and beautifully from each body part.

Hmm, Pouchie has a great way of smacking me upside the head and teaching me that I know bollocks all about the way my interior re-plumbing works & thusly know absolutely crap all about how my fat bits are going to melt away. I’m starting to resemble an Orangina bottle, all thin-necked and tall with big hips and a fat arse – mmm, that’s attractive!


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